Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

But just suddenly I really, really needed to see you again right that minute, that night.

For Beatrice, our love broke my heart, and stopped yours.

Keep anyone with whom you can read in silence.

The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.