Sometimes, even the best of plans will occur to you when it is too late.

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.

All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.

A mystery is solved with a story.

I was so grateful that Lemony Snicket wasn't the worst movie ever made that I overlooked many things that might have otherwise upset me.

There is a pair of snakes who have learned to drive a car so recklessly that they would run you over in the street and never stop to apologize.

And when love is over when the diner of love seems closed from the outside you want all those hours back along with anything you left at the lover’s house and maybe a couple of things which aren’t technically yours on the grounds that you wasted a portion of your life and those hours have all gone southside.