Sometimes, even the best of plans will occur to you when it is too late.

The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.

The thing you hope will never happen to you might just happen to someone else instead, who has been spending their life dreading the thing that will happen to you.

I have this fantasy that the second movie would begin with a brief statement by all of the young actors who had played the children in the first movie, explaining how it had ruined their lives, so we would catch up with Emily Browning drinking heavily in the back of a burlesque bar, and maybe Liam Aiken would be living underneath a bridge, and then instead of the twins who played Sunny, we would just try to find the oldest woman in the world, and get an interview with her sitting in a trailer park.

Let’s go, let’s go together toward something extraordinary and I started making plans, thinking we would get that far.

To Beatrice- My love flew like a butterfly Until death swooped down like a bat As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said: 'That's the end of that.

I think there are probably just as many adults who would miss the humor of my books, if not more, as there are children.