Sometimes, even the best of plans will occur to you when it is too late.

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely a quiet way to spend one's time before the candles are extinguished on one's birthday cake.

We are a nation of children letting horrible things happen, and flunking Calc.

A good thing to do when one is sitting, eating, and resting is to have a conversation.

The Basic Eight and Watch Your Mouth both have first-person voices, and I ended up investigating those voices and investing so much in them that I think many people took them more seriously than they ought to have.

We need things, and the opposite of them, and we are so rarely completely comfortable.