-Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.
Daniel HandlerTo hear the phrase "our only hope" always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there is nothing left.
Daniel HandlerIn most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing that can happen is that you won't get the job and will spend the rest of your life foraging for food in the wilderness and seeking shelter underneath a tree or the awning of a bowling alley that has gone out of business.
Daniel HandlerHere we are at the bottom, almost empty. It's like confetti, these dried remnants you find in the street for a party no one invited you to. But they used to be, I can admit, part of something beautiful.
Daniel Handler