If you are interested in happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. In this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle. This is because not very many happy things happened in the lives of the three Baudelaire youngsters.

Undeveloped, the whole thing,tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, and that's why we broke up.

Most schools have a loud system of loud bells, which startle the students and teachers at regular intervals and remind them that time is passing even more slowly than it seems.

There are almost as many kinds of libraries as there are kinds of readers.

Do the scary thing first, and get scared later.

There are some things we might not know,but that doesnt mean we should give up.We can find out what we need to know.We can find out everything

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.