I can't imagine why you would want to take your child to see what the career of a writer is like, because it mostly consists of sitting in a room typing, or going to the library and looking something up. Those are not exciting things to watch.

Well-read people are less likely to be evil.

The only thing he cares about.

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

There is no easy way to train an apprentice. My two tools are example and nagging.

There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.

I want to love you and take you pretty places. Yes, I have things wrong, but also I can walk through walls if you'll let me show you.