There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't.

I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.

They're book addicts.

A mystery is solved with a story.

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.

Lemony Snicket. Now, I'm told - the books, of course, starting from the very first one, became hugely popular, selling millions and millions. And I understand that when you used to go around to talk to your very young fans, you would appear as Lemony Snicket's representative or agent.

Nobody wants to hear that you will try your best. It is the wrong thing to say. It is like saying 'I probably won't hit you with a shovel.' Suddenly everyone is afraid you will do the opposite.