You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff.
Daniel HandlerThere are secrets everywhere. I think everyone's parents have secrets. You just have to know where to look for them.
Daniel HandlerHaving a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.
Daniel HandlerIt is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.
Daniel HandlerBut the three siblings were not born yesterday. Violet was born more than fifteen years before this particular Wednesday, and Klaus was born approximately two years after that, and even Sunny, who had just passed out of babyhood, was not born yesterday. Neither were you, unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.
Daniel Handler