Love is candy from a stranger, but it's candy you've had before and it probably won't kill you.

Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be the one feeling better.

I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!

If he’s not gay and he hung out with you the whole time, he wanted to be. It’s boyfriend or want to be boyfriend or I guess gay. Those are the choices.

Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.

It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn't know.

I can't imagine why you would want to take your child to see what the career of a writer is like, because it mostly consists of sitting in a room typing, or going to the library and looking something up. Those are not exciting things to watch.