It is one of the peculiar truths of life that people often say things that they know full well are ridiculous.
Daniel HandlerEveryone on earth would never starve and forever find love and happiness, since we won, but if weโd lost, they would have gouged out our eyes and thrown us naked onto hot coals and poisonous snakes for all the cheering and hugging at the end, strangers hugging like the end of The Omega Virus when Steve Sturmine finds the antidote.
Daniel Handler