There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.

Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass.

The sea is nothing but a library of all the tears in history.

They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay.

We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.

If you wish to avoid an unpleasant story you had best put this book down

A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.