It is very difficult to make one's way in this world without being wicked at one time or another, when the world's way is so wicked to being with.

You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.

They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay.

After a certain age, you couldn't even say where you were from. You went someplace, and lived there. And then you went someplace else.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

In the secret pocket, she often kept a small pocket dictionary, which she would take out whenever she encountered a word she did not know.

Is it OK not to be a virgin, yes. Most people aren’t virgins, Min. That’s why there’s people to begin with.