Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.

Normally it is not polite to go into somebody’s room without knocking, but you can make an exception if the person is dead, or pretending to be dead.

One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous toad waiting patiently beneath a clump of weeds, knowing full well that eventually you will step on him.

It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn't know.

...the moron who thought love was forever.

Love was in the air, so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner.