Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

Every problem has a solution. Sometimes it just takes a long time to find the solution - even if it's right in front of your nose.

Let’s go, let’s go together toward something extraordinary and I started making plans, thinking we would get that far.

Sometimes, even the best of plans will occur to you when it is too late.

There is a pair of snakes who have learned to drive a car so recklessly that they would run you over in the street and never stop to apologize.

The story of the Baudelaires takes place in a very real world, where some people are laughed at just because they have something wrong with them, and where children can find themselves all alone in the world, struggling to understand the mystery that surrounds them.

I like to think that I get better and better as a writer, but it seems pretty easy to me to slip on disguises of various people.