This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.

If he’s not gay and he hung out with you the whole time, he wanted to be. It’s boyfriend or want to be boyfriend or I guess gay. Those are the choices.

The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.

I can't think of a story that doesn't have something terrible in it. Otherwise, it's dull. So when I embarked into the world of picture books, my first thought was to do something about the dark.

There are many difficult things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them.

Sometimes when someone tells a ridiculous lie, it is best to ignore it entirely.

Count Olaf certainly does sound evil. Imagine forcing children to stand near a stove!