It seemed to me that every adult did something terrible sooner or later. And every child, I thought, sooner or later becomes an adult.

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Miracles can happen, even to those who are small, flammable, and dressed all in black.

Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass.

One of the world's most popular entertainments is a deck of cards, which contains thirteen each of four suits, highlighted by kings, queens and jacks, who are possibly the queen's younger, more attractive boyfriends.

I stand entwined in fire on the inextinguishable bonfire of inconceivable love.

...in life it is often the tiny details that end up being the most important.