If I were to say, "Yes, I am a fascinating, erudite person," what would that say about me? I don't know.

It is one of the peculiar truths of life that people often say things that they know full well are ridiculous.

Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of 'systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy, syst-susceptible sister,' which is easier done than said.

It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.

Who are you?" Violet asked. It is confusing to fall asleep in the daytime and wake up at night. "what are you doing with Uncle Monty's reptiles?" Klaus asked. It is also confusing to realize you have been sleeping on stairs, rather than in a bed or sleeping bag. "Dixnik?" Sunny asked. It is always confusing why anyone would choose to wear a plaid shirt.

You'd think that sweet would be a land far, far away from irritating, but as it turns out they're right next door, and always having border disputes.

It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn't know.