I have a dream of what would have happened if what happened instead hadn't.

There is a pair of snakes who have learned to drive a car so recklessly that they would run you over in the street and never stop to apologize.

People worry more about girls, for a good reason: I don't think my parents thought I was going to be raped by a classmate or attacked when I was walking alone in some neighborhood. So it's not just paranoid parents.

Either you have the feeling or you don't. Hawk Davies

Never mind what my name is,” the man said. “No one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir.

Stretched out in front of me was my time as an adult, and then a skeleton, and then nothing except perhaps a few books on a few shelves.

Lately it has become more and more difficult to attend dinner parties without the evening ending in gunfire or tapioca.