The right hand doesn’t know what the left is doing” is a phrase that refers to times when people ought to know, but don’t know, about something that is happening very close to them. For instance, you ought to know about the man who watches you when you sleep.

Back in the late '90s, a writer named Daniel Handler decided that kids books were too cheerful. I mean, all the "Harry Potter" series did was occasionally kill off major characters. Thus was born "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" and its mysterious author, Lemony Snicket. "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" is now a great new series on Netflix.

...the moron who thought love was forever.

The miracle is the adverbs, the way things are done.

who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out.

Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows, they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason.

You can't believe everything you read.