Never mind what my name is,” the man said. “No one can pronounce it anyway. Just call me Sir.
Daniel HandlerThere are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs.
Daniel HandlerThe worst surroundings in the world can be tolerated if the people in them are interesting and kind.
Daniel HandlerIs it fair for the bears to come down to where humans live, looking for food? Is it fair for the Duke's soldiers to shoot at them? Is it fair for the bears to crush them with giant snowballs? Often, if you point out something that isn't fair, someone will reply, "Life isn't fair." What is to be done with such people?
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