In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present.

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.