The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife.

The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.

A lot of it revolves around food with me because a lot of my life does in a way.

Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.