On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.
Dara O BriainThere are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff which comes under That's grand, then it moves into Ah now don't push it, and finally it comes under Right now you're takin the piss, and that's when the police come in.
Dara O BriainIf we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?
Dara O Briain