I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.

Science "knows" it doesn't know everything, otherwise it would stop.

I think the English are bipolar. 'We're the greatest, no we're terrible' - that's a constant English struggle. Crime is down, there's little poverty - yet it's always the worst time to have lived here.

Nostalgia is heroin for old people.

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.

If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?

Doesn't it get on my nerves when people say science doesn't know everything. Science knows it doesn't know everything otherwise it would stop. Just becuase science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy-tale appeals to you.