If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?

My iPod holds 3,000 albums. I own, like, 90 albums. My iPod sits at home, sullen, frustrated, and underused, like a wife who gave up her career and the kids turned out to be shite.

If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?

Science "knows" it doesn't know everything, otherwise it would stop.

I think the English are bipolar. 'We're the greatest, no we're terrible' - that's a constant English struggle. Crime is down, there's little poverty - yet it's always the worst time to have lived here.

On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.

Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you.