Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.
I belong to the Democratic Party.
If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.
I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.
If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.
Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.