I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.

It can't have been fun to live with somebody whose brain was under siege.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.