It can't have been fun to live with somebody whose brain was under siege.

Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

Not everyone can invest their heart into learning something and making it fully realized, and the chances are 9 out of 10 that it's gonna get thrown away.

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.