Let me give you a lesson about school. All the kids who were popular end up on the dole with babies. All the nerds end up as pop stars

I know it's not very masculine to say the moon is beautiful...but it is!

I used to wash up the dishes as C3PO. And it's very hard to put cups away when this joint doesn't bend! Mum was very tolerant.

I think I have a reputation for being really serious. In interviews I use big words, but I'm just an emotional goofball. I play practical jokes all the time.

Elation and pain are experiences that make you realize youre alive. Thank God you feel them; otherwise youd be numb.

When I was 10 I used to walk around shopping centres and go, "Oh, they've recognised me!" And I would think, "hold on, who am I? I'm nobody famous yet!" - Darren on 60 Minutes

Dont believe the hype. It tastes like someone scraped off the bottom of a birdcage and stuck it on a piece of toast.