I used to wash up the dishes as C3PO. And it's very hard to put cups away when this joint doesn't bend! Mum was very tolerant.
Darren HayesIf you want me to be straight, gay, into monkeys, dating Kylie, whatever, I'm happy for people to project whatever onto me!
Darren HayesElation and pain are experiences that make you realize youre alive. Thank God you feel them; otherwise youd be numb.
Darren HayesIf you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great!
Darren Hayes