Elation and pain are experiences that make you realize youre alive. Thank God you feel them; otherwise youd be numb.

I know it's not very masculine to say the moon is beautiful...but it is!

When I realised I wasn't Michael Jackson and I was this 10 year old boy growing up in the suburbs, I was devastated

If you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great!

If you want me to be straight, gay, into monkeys, dating Kylie, whatever, I'm happy for people to project whatever onto me!

Let me give you a lesson about school. All the kids who were popular end up on the dole with babies. All the nerds end up as pop stars

I think I have a reputation for being really serious. In interviews I use big words, but I'm just an emotional goofball. I play practical jokes all the time.