If you want me to be straight, gay, into monkeys, dating Kylie, whatever, I'm happy for people to project whatever onto me!

I said (to Daniel Jones), 'You realise I'm always going to be The Guy From Savage Garden'. He said, 'How do you think I feel? I'm The Other One From Savage Garden!'

It's me! It's me! It's always me! [Darren when asked who smelled so good at the MTV Live interview in New York]

If you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great!

If you want me to be straight, gay, into monkeys, dating Kylie, whatever, I'm happy for people to project whatever onto me!

Elation and pain are experiences that make you realize youre alive. Thank God you feel them; otherwise youd be numb.

If you've only had one relationship, how do you know you're good in bed?