If you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great!
Darren HayesDont believe the hype. It tastes like someone scraped off the bottom of a birdcage and stuck it on a piece of toast.
Darren HayesIt's me! It's me! It's always me! [Darren when asked who smelled so good at the MTV Live interview in New York]
Darren Hayes