I always knew there was power in the earth, but it must be much stronger than I imagined to resist such a relentless foe, day after day, night after night, year after year.

Your spikes have gone floppy.

You should take more pride in your appearance,” I tell him. “You'll never attract girls with an ugly mug like that.

Cirque du Freak' is the best vampire series ever.

Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch!

The world won't end with a bang or a whimper. It'll end with the death screams of a thousand demons and a defiant, carefree, savage, wolfen howl.

So easy to take it for granted, but this is something no normal human was made to see. The world of magic has blessed me with wonders and it's only right to stop every now and then to appreciate it.