My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
Darynda JonesReyes, what happened?โ Heโd been busy nibbling his way to my collarbone, his hot mouth evoking seismic activity at each point of contact. I really hated to interrupt, but โฆ โReyes, are you listening to me?โ He raised his head, a sensual grin playing at the corners of his mouth, and said, โIโm listening.โ โTo what? The sound of blood rushing to your nether regions?โ โNo,โ he said with a husky chuckle that made me tingle everywhere. โTo your heartbeat.
Darynda JonesI'm sorry to have to tell you this way, but your mother and I are separating." When I pressed my mouth together, he corrected, "Stepmother. We're just - We're going in different directions." "I don't know what to say, Dad. 'Hurray' just seems wrong.
Darynda JonesI did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.
Darynda JonesOh, I forgot to tell you," Cookie said. "Amber wants your dad to get a teriyaki machine so she can sing for all the lonely barflies." "I'm a good singer, mom." Only a twelve-year-old could make the word mom sound blasphemous. I leaned into Cookie, "Does she know its not called--?" "No," she whispered. "Are you gonna tell her?" "No. It's much funnier this way.
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