The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.

SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.

If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a shallow grave in the desert where your remains lay decomposing for several decades until they're accidentally discovered by some guy on a journey to awaken his spirit at the Salinas Pueblo Missions, can I have your iMac?" I gaped at her. "You've really thought this out. "I love your iMac." "I love my iMac too, and you're not getting her." "But you'll be decomposing.

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.

In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?