Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!

The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.

You’re just using me for my body.” “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him. “Throw that in my face.” “Technically, you don’t have a face either.

It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles.

―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.