Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!

When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.

Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's, my dad's bar, which sat right in front of our apartment building. The short commute was nice and rarely invloved rabid raccoons.

after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter, mostly because it seemed like the right thing to do. As soon as my java was piping hot I popped him into the microwave. hopefully the radioactive environment would sterilize Peter. No need to have little Peters running around, wreaking havoc.

Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.