No, no, no, no, no. Anything but murder. Or rape. Or kidnapping. Or armed robbery. Or indecent exposure, โcause thatโs just creepy.
Darynda JonesYou introduced me to Danger and Will Robinson, but you neglected to acquaint me with the other two.โ โFine,But you canโt make fun of their names. Theyโre very sensitive.โ โI would never.โ I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, โThis is Beam Me Up.โ Then to my right. โAnd this is Scotty.
Darynda JonesHey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me." "I can't go with you." "Is it because of my questionable morals?" "No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school." "Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bother you?
Darynda JonesShe looked at me, confused. โHe hardly knew me. My parents dated and got married before we knew what happened. Letโs just say we were not brought into the loop on that decision.โ โThatโs weird. I wasnโt brought into the loop with my parentsโ marriage either.โ โReally? How old were you?โ โTwelve months.โ She giggled. โI canโt imagine why they didnโt ask your opinion.
Darynda Jones