I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him. He'd been living with his stalker, for heaven's sake.
When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker
Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.
Least he's committed," I offered. "Or needs to be.
Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.