Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

I know how you feel. I’ve been analyzed to death as well. Not, like, professionally, though I did date a psych major who said I had attention issues. Or at least that’s what I think he said. I wasn’t really paying attention. Anyway, where was I?

Hey, boss. Where are you?” she asked. “I just picked up something to eat. What about professional belly dancers?” “Um, I don’t know, maybe with horseradish.

I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do.

I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt