There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~

In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs.

I brought out the most powerful tool I had in my arsenal. "If you resist," I said into Reyes's ear, "I'll be forced to Taser you." He looked at what I had in my hand. "That's a phone." "I have an app. You'll probably experience nerve damage. Slight memory loss.

Least he's committed," I offered. "Or needs to be.

Hey, boss. Where are you?” she asked. “I just picked up something to eat. What about professional belly dancers?” “Um, I don’t know, maybe with horseradish.

I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt