There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~

What in the name of Zeus's testicles?

I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.

You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.

Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that looked disturbingly like an alien orifice probe, broke it, then promptly put it back, hoping it wouldn’t leave someone’s life hanging in the balance because the EMT couldn’t alien-probe his orifices.

He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.

I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is Scotty." Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.