Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack." Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet

We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and said with a cackle of delight, "I think you guys should make some more of those brownies, 'cause that boy looks hungry.

You do have a tendency to severe spinal cords." "Only for you.

You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.

I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad" Charley Davidson.