There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt

I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.

You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah, I guess.” “I will scratch those eyes out of your ugly head.

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.

But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.

Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent.