This guy in high school tried to run me over with his dadโs SUV. Bad shoved the vehicle through a store window.โ The memory brought a smile to my face.
Darynda JonesOh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm not naked." "I'm blind." "You're not blind. I'm wearing pants." "Oh." That was embarrassing.
Darynda JonesWe could make this work, you know." "I will knee you in the groin." "I could give you a night you will never forget." "Because you will be writhing in agony all night and I will laugh unmercifully. It will be unforgettable.
Darynda Jones