Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt

The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.

Is it just me or does the fact that you live in the same building you were abducted into seem a bit morbid?" "Pffft. It’s just you," I said, discounting the entire bizarre ghoulish thing.

I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.

He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.

―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT