I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

Charley: If you‘re not going to tell me where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

She reached up and curled her fingers into mine. “He should take you to dinner.” To say that the mere thought horrified me would have been a grievous understatement. I threw up a little in my mouth then swallowed hard. I told Taft when I recovered, “Just please, for the love of God, find a girl good enough to take home to your mother. And do it soon.” “And stop dating skanks.

An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.

Looks like macho boy's cool just melted like a Slush Puppie in August.