My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick.
I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.
Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~
Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.