Apparently, this really was Kill Charley Davidson Week. Or at least Horribly Maim Her.... It would probably never get government recognition, though, destined to be underappreciated like Halloween or Thesaurus Day.
Darynda JonesThis guy in high school tried to run me over with his dadโs SUV. Bad shoved the vehicle through a store window.โ The memory brought a smile to my face.
Darynda JonesCharley: If youโre not going to tell me where you are, if youโre not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother? Reyes: Because youโre the reason I breathe.
Darynda JonesIโm Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all -around badass. Or I couldโve been a badass, had I stuck with those lessons in mixed martial arts. I was only in that class to learn how to kill people with paper.
Darynda JonesYou either fainted or you wanted a much closer look at the cracks in the tile. Either way, you hit hard." "Seriously?" He nodded. "Maybe you shouldn't have been trying to make out with him," he suggested. How did he know that? "I was kissing him good-bye." He snorted and exchanged glances with the nurse. "That's not what it looked like to me." Probably not. But what happened? Could Reyes Farrow take control over me even from a freaking coma? I was doomed.
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