Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes at me.” “I meant by a doctor.” “No, but a balding yet bizarrely hot paramedic said I’d be fine." “Oh, and he’s an expert?” “At flirting.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt

He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.

But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. "Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - " Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.

You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.

See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!

But, you're his son," I said, trying really hard to hate him. "You're the son of Satan. Literally." "And you are the stepdaughter of Denise Davidson." Wow. That was a bit harsh, but, "Okay, point taken.