A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I've never been the same.
Darynda JonesAfter searching for a space, I parked behind the tattoo parlor in front of a sign that said NO PARKING. Since it didn't specify to whom it was referring, I figured it couldn't possibly be talking to me.
Darynda JonesMy powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson
Darynda JonesI know what kind of man it takes to get involved with something as barbarous as human trafficking.โ โI get it, Swopes. Heโs not the kind of man you take home to meet your stepmom.โ I rethought that. โWait a minute. Maybe my stepmom would like to meet him. Do you think he ships to Istanbul?
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