Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.
Darynda JonesHey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me." "I can't go with you." "Is it because of my questionable morals?" "No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school." "Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bother you?
Darynda JonesYou rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.
Darynda JonesHow would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?
Darynda Jones