Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

She still wasn't convinced. "So, if you were a guy, would you be into me?" "Hon, if I were a guy, I'd be gay." "Yeah, me, too.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.” After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, “You named your breasts?” I turned my back to him with a shrug. “I named my ovaries, too, but they don’t get out as much.