Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT

Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me," the former detective said.

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.