You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldnโt. Youโre not nearly as muscular.
Darynda Jones"I've been thinking," Brooklyn said as I gawked at the god sitting next to me, "if you get all lovey-dovey and decide to elope to Las Vegas where Jared uses his powers to clean up at the poker tables and you guys buy a mansion in the Manzano Mountains with twenty-seven rooms and decide - because you're rich and all - to buy a new computer, can I have your iMac then?"... "Um, no, you're not getting my iMac." "Dang."
Darynda JonesShe looked at me, confused. โHe hardly knew me. My parents dated and got married before we knew what happened. Letโs just say we were not brought into the loop on that decision.โ โThatโs weird. I wasnโt brought into the loop with my parentsโ marriage either.โ โReally? How old were you?โ โTwelve months.โ She giggled. โI canโt imagine why they didnโt ask your opinion.
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