We really should get some X-rays,” the EMT said. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT.

I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.

Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is Scotty." Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.

Garrett must have sensed I was awake. "Hey Detective," he said to Uncle Bob, who was now trudging across the grating toward us. "I think we're losing her. I have no choice but to perform mouth-to-mouth." "Don't you dare," I said, my lids still in lockdown.

That boy needs a hobby." "Stalking is a hobby." "So is serial killing.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT