Cook, at that moment in time, I would have sold my body for a mocha latte
Who knew that all this time the nectar of the Gods was in my va-jay-jay.
You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt
Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?