Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.

Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.

Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

She reached up and curled her fingers into mine. “He should take you to dinner.” To say that the mere thought horrified me would have been a grievous understatement. I threw up a little in my mouth then swallowed hard. I told Taft when I recovered, “Just please, for the love of God, find a girl good enough to take home to your mother. And do it soon.” “And stop dating skanks.

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

I’m Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all -around badass. Or I could’ve been a badass, had I stuck with those lessons in mixed martial arts. I was only in that class to learn how to kill people with paper.

Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.