I’m Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all -around badass. Or I could’ve been a badass, had I stuck with those lessons in mixed martial arts. I was only in that class to learn how to kill people with paper.

I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.

I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.

Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.

Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well.

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

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