You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.

This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well.

Oh, my god!” I said to Reyes, my eyes radiating accusations at him. “She took your picture? Just what kind of game are you playing? You’re under arrest, mister.” His mouth tilted and a dimple emerged on one cheek as I took his wrist and threw him against a wall. Or, well, urged him toward it. I held him against the cool wood with one hand and frisked him with the other.

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!

Hello?" I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.